Tuesday, July 5, 2011

RIHANNA's my long lost cousin...?


Now, as much as I STAN for Rih Rih and I do mean STAN, the following BS is brought to you courtesy of a day in Walmart! smh!

There I am in walmart with my mom chatting away in our Native tongue (English on crack with a strong dialect) when this lady overhears us and blurts out "where are you from" to me. Now I am very accustomed to this question so without thinking I say "Virgin Islands". How about she says "oh yea, like Rihanna...Y'all related?" Needless to say, I was flabbergasted and busts out laughing. I mean hysterically because that had definitely been the most ridiculous thing heard that day! Really? You went all the way to related lady? So, me being who I am I said "Wow, yes, we are related. Never mind the fact that we don't look alike and are from 2 entirely different places...yes, we are cousins!!" So, my mom looks at me with her Saved and Sanctified you shouldn't lie eyes and was about to tell her the truth when she says "I knew it, yall sholl do look alike"!! At that point, my mom, finally as shocked as I was, said "thanks' and pushed the cart away! I am still standing there with what I am sure is a "you dumb as hell" look on my face as this lady continues to sing a medley of my "cuzz Rihanna" tunes to me as if I am supposed to jump right on it! If she only knew I was thinking "Damn I left the cam at home and I could have been recording this mess!! Rihanna's my cousin yall! Who would have knew!!
Once again, I cannot make this stuff up! Only in Athens!

Jahlicia <3


  1. LMAO!!! She don't get out much huh?

  2. hahahahaha! Okay! My thoughts exactly! I mean she went hrrrd into Umbrella ella ella a a with a huge smile on her face!! *dead*